Short talk: 2nd day of using the tummy trim lotion. I can see my toes again!!!

Came across this chee mui’s wristband made for Piearre and Janice during their wedding.

I think they are cute, very affordable and very easy to made. And the best part is to whoever (ahem!) wedding is just around the corner, I’ve contribute one idea here for you. Nice ya?

Anyhow, this month alone I have 4 weddings but sadly to say,didn’t get invited to one of the wedding (Angela!!!!), then have to skip the other 2 (Subathra, I’m so sorry. Jennifer I’ll make it to your matrimony!) and then just attended one few weeks ago (Caroline, you look so gorgeous!)… of course burnt a hole in my hubby’s pocket. The biggest wedding angpow I’ve ever given. As far as I can remember, there is one more coming in September, October and December.

Guess, we have come to the limit of adulthood and maturity. Slowly our peer group of friends or relatives will surprise you with a e-card, sms or even the ole traditional way of announcing their big day. Another 20 years down the road, you will be slap with invitation cards again. This time of course not your friend (wah liao wei) but their children’s who is getting married!

I’m not sure about big city but back in my hometown, my dad got invited for so and so children’s wedding. For my case during my wedding dinner, 99.8% of the guest are all aliens. 0.2% is either my relative or my friends. And no doubt, the aliens are all my parents friends. Isn’t that silly?

I always dreamt of having a garden wedding. It looks almost like a fairy tale. The arch…. the flowers petals all over the aisle…. the cozy and intimate environment…. But I know it’s imposibble to held one in our humid country. But it could make possible by having mist fans around the canopy. Most importantly, to be surrounded by your love ones, close buddies and mother nature. Nature???? Now don’t get me started with HAZE!!! *urgh….

“Wah look! Mummy got Indian stomach!!!”

After proscrastinating for months and with envy looks at other beautiful women (especially during this football season!!!) it’s time I get that woobly flabby tummy tone!

Women actually spent larvishly to make themself looks beautiful. Can’t deny the fact cos I am also one of them. Investing in health supplements to cosmetics and beauty products. As I want a quicker result, I do believe if you pay peanut, you get peanut job done. Having to spent on a product that is twice more expensive than others which is displayed on the shelf, I have faith that this one will does the work.

It says, “Result to be seen in 12 days”.

No women wants to look ugly and there is no ugly woman but lazy women. If the woman have pimples, she need to clean her face properly. If the woman is fat, she just need to take special care on her meals, and exercise. If the woman need to look pretty, she put on some photoshop camwhoring makeup. What do u think? But if God want you to have this type of face,

no matter how expensive the product or how famous it is (i.e. SKII ke, Estee Lauder ke) nothing can help. Really!

I do agree that “The beauty of a woman comes from the inner heart”… external beauty should be secondary but in this world everything terbalik. We always get charm by the external beauty. Don’t forget, external beauty doesnt last very long. Wrinkles will come sooner or later.

At this moment, I’ll try to look the best I can. 5 years down the road it might be too late when this old aunty start to loose the elasticity of the skin. Boohoo!

Check out Malaysianbar. Our Prime Minister has got 10 traffic summons. Now, this is no big deal. We all got summons for various traffic offences. Then we go all teary eyes and plead for a discount. Pay the discounted sum and merrily drive away to commit yet another offence.

Pak Lah, who was unaware of the summonses issued under his name, said he would settle all the summonses totalling RM3,300 after he was informed about it by Deputy Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan and after several Chinese newspapers reported the matter Saturday.

Was he driving the cars at the time of the offences were made? (Or was it his drivers that are to be blamed for this embarrasing situation.) I presume these drivers are not your ordinary Ali, Bala or Chee Bie but members of the POLICE force too, if they are the culprits!

Traffic police have problems sending summons or inform the public that they have summons. How many times have we heard that we have not received any summons through mails but when we check 1 or 2 years later we found that we have committed traffic offenses that we forgot where we committed it. Can’t Pak Lah see that this is one of the biggest inefficiencies for the traffic department? He even have summons dated way back in 2002. Yowzah! I’ve face them myself when I received a summons last week for some speeding offences exactly one year ago. This that what they called themself “‘Cekap, Amanah dan Mesra?” Pui! Pui!

Check out Pak Lah’s summary of offences:

Click here for larger scale.

Now the thing that make me tulan is he get maximum 70% discount on most of the summons whereby we (public and boh lui ppl) get only 50%. It is so unfair. Not fair! Not fair! So this is what you called by double standard?

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Update – 22 June 06

If you are not good in mental calculation, get a calculator and sort out this simple sum. Pak Lah has got maximum of 90% discount for one of his summons. How can!!!!

Me: This is all you have for your ice-cream?
Waitress: Yes.
Me: And you called yourself a ice-cream house for nothing?
Waitress: *smile shyly*
Me: So, it is basically a name only la…. wah liao.

Can’t remember their name but I’m sure it start with ‘J’. It’s a corner unit at the Klang, Bukit Tinggi shoplot.

I’m sure you used to drink longan brew which is brownish in colour. They serve an unusally special way. That is milk longan drink.

With the added evaporate milk makes the drink rather creamy.

Brazil Coffee with ice-cream. I’ll still go for the milk longan anytime.

Marmite Chicken Rice

I would say it is better than Port Klang’s marmite crab in termed of marmite serving which they used it generously.

I still think that food pic goes well with a flash. This is the outcome without using flash. Blueh….. or I could blame it on their dimmed lighting???

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Update:  23/06/06 – After photoshop the last pic.

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered. They don’t come to change the family routine. Read the following:

The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today) was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner.As expected she gave a speech:

” My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family”, she said.”Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine.”

“No, I will never do that, never in a million years”.

“What do you mean my child?” Asked the father-in-law.”What I mean, dad, is (looking at her father in law):

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.

Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

Those who cooked shouldn’t stop at my account, and those who used to clean should continue cleaning”.”Then what are you here for?” asked the mother in law.

“As for me, I’m here just to entertain your son!”
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I knew what is the conclusion half way reading Kenny Sia’s blog this morning but can’t remember who’s blog that had that almost similar entry. So I have to check all 50 bookmarked website and their archieve but luckly Rojak was the 10th in my list.

Woot!!!… check out both the blogs. Rojak entry was posted on the 8th June and Kennysia’s first bola entry after all those pressure from his loyal readers (that is including me, ahem) was caught copying someone’s work (If no then I apologize lo).

Enough channeling traffic said. You go and read yourself and laugh your head out. Kenny, no worries. I still love you.

For all those lazy clickers, www.jessieling.com proudly presents the highlight for today World Cup news is ….

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The Official football design for FIFA 2006 imitate the design of a panty liner for WOMEN!!! No doubt. The German has been symbolised as the sex symbol and is trying to make the World Cup 2006 as sexy as possible. Now…. that panty liner is sexy? No!!!!

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Oh ya, for added information directed to the guys, panty liner is not for our monthly ahem. It’s for other purposes la. Go ask your mather, sister, girlflend or any char boh what is it for.

If you remember the opening of Cars where Lightning McQueen leap in the air with his tongue out? I think Carlgene looks like him.

Carlgene pick up this book after the movie which I think it’s a good buy too although it’s a bit pricey. But what the heck. Afterall, it’s a book and not a toy right?

It is basically a cars guide book with lots of picture and illustration. I am trying to catch a glimpse of the waterfall or Route 66 but sadly to say, they did not mentioned anything about the history. Managed to show you guys this.

Magnificient view!!!

Yesterday I did a lot of google on Route 66 and was impressed with the journey and history of it. If not with the rising of petroleum, I might make a trip there to conquere it.

Oh ya! Did you notice my new header. Picture courtesy from Eric Swanger took from Carhenge, Nebraska. The Cadillac Ranch, located along the tatters of historic Route 66, was built in 1974, brainchild of Stanley Marsh 3, the helium millionaire who owns the dusty wheat field where it stands. The ten graffiti-covered cars are half-buried, nose-down, facing west “at the same angle as the Cheops’ pyramids.”

Hubby: Don’t think I’ll join you guys for the movie.
Me: Why not?
Hubby: Nothing as excited as watching Formula One live on TV.
Me: Ya! Right!!!

Meet Lightening McQueen (where lightning comes after thunder) – the latest rookie hot-rod on the racing circuit on his way to a competition that will crown him the new king of the Piston Cup Championship. He lives fast and drives fast and can’t wait to find himself a respectable sponsor.

The opening of Cars involves a drawn out car race and there is plenty of lights, sound and flashes. Not forgetting CRASHES!!! Each angle of the cars was nicely taken which surprise me as how good the animation are. and I should brush up my photography skill too.

On his way to California to the big race, he is stranded in the nowhere town of Radiator Springs a small town off Route 66. Lightning McQueen gets into a spot of trouble there where he turned the town in havoc and is sentenced by the town judge/doctor Doc Hudson to repave the main road in town.

McQueen’s a bit of an arrogant ass so it doesn’t come as a surprise that he has no friends. But he finds one in a rusty, run-down tow truck named Mater (Larry The Cable Guy, surprisingly funny). He also falls for the small-town girl (a Porsche, duh) Sally Carrera and manages to learn a lesson or two from the crabby town doctor (and judge), Doc Hudson who for some reason has something against race cars like McQueen. They and a handful of other delightful characters help McQueen learn the value of friendship and give pause to his overly ambitious fast-paced lifestyle.

Lightning McQueen and Sally Carrera – spot the magnificient backdrop. They have more in the movie.

The Cars movie has provided Route 66 aficionados another way to look at the fictional town of Radiator Springs.The gorgeous landscapes especially the waterfall facinate me the most. I wonder if they are still so beautiful in real life. Flies are little tiny cars with wings. And just wait till you see the Cars universe’s version of cow-tipping. They are so cute and funny. In the total make-believe land there’s none a human in sight. The cars drive themselves and even hold down jobs as TV reporters. This is a universe created just for autos. That is including the cow which is a tractor (dem funny) and pit crew members.

There are moments of humor for both the kids and adults. I recommend the film to anyone with interest in fast moving cars. The ending is very unpredictable to me but can’t blame the writer as they put priority of friendship in this movie.

Spoiler – Lightning McQueen did not win the Piston Cup as he agreed with Doc Hudson that Piston Cup is nothing but an empty cup.

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Hubby: *&$(*# nothing excited this race.
Me: Ah, why?
Hubby: No crashes at all. Should have watch Cars with you guys.
Me: Ya! Right! Serve you right!!!!

It’s the football fever again and no doubt everyone is trying to cash in World Cup theme merchandise. You may check out Kings Confectionary near you for their wide range of cakes and over the weekend, spotted some ice-cream too. Dem annoying all those balls!

As very well known, German has been preparing for six years for the tournament that begins today. For many fans, sex is moreof a concern that battalions. The country’s iconic sex store, Beate Uhse, is selling “sporty vibrators”, a ball stuffed with lingerie in various team colours.

Germany 2006 is warming up to be the sexiest World Cup ever with the kick off from three superstars – Germany Michael Ballack (*droolzzzz) and Oliver Kahn and England’s David Beckham. And recently the German erotic retailer tried to capitalise on the players’ extraordinary sex appeal by launching a line of vibrators ‘represented’ as Michael B, OllieK, and David B.

It’s ad claims: “The players muscular torsos arouse women’s fantasies. They dream about spending an hour between the sheets with their fantasy man.” Oh, now true it is. Anyway, they are famous people. Don’t you think these hot-blooded male celebrity would be flattered to be represented by such sexy symbols?

If I ever got hold of the vibrator, i could cheesing announce that tonight I’m having sex with Michael B. 😉

Translation – Welcome to Forest hiking trek in Engku Busu Hill

The highest peak around Lumut is Bukit Engku Busu that is about 350m or 1100feet high. Very popular in the morning and evening among hikers, senior citizens and even a training ground for the Navy members.

I do need this to prepare myself for Mount Kinabalu. A fit and regular hiker takes about 25mins to reach the top of the hill wherelse a slow hike will take about 45mins inclusive of stops.

Surprisingly children as young as 6 years old can hike without any problem with the assistance and guidance from adult.

This is Kharsyn (left) and Aleyxia (right) a friend’s daughter. She has been hiking since she is 3y/o. Don’t ask me how she do it. Throughout the hike, Aleyxia has been holding on to Kharsyn and I can tell that she is sure a experience hiker…. and strong too. It’s not easy to hike and holding on to someone but I’m just surprise that she managed to do that. Hey, she is only 10 years old.

A steeper track will need the assistance of a rope to pull yourself up. Get a good hiking shoes which cost roughly RM15.00 (US$4.05) will help alot from slipping.

On and off you will be greeted with sunlight that filtered down through the lush jungle greenery with monkeys or squirrels frolicking all about but unfortunately luck is not on our side that day.

When you see this big rock, it marked the 3/4 we covered on the hill. Will update again on my next trip there as we are able to see the Malaysian Royal Army’s dock.