juling mata – cock eye/rolling eye

Do you guys know that you can get free flow of soft drinks when you dined in McDonald? Want to read a pissy entry? You are most welcome, and oh, don’t forget to grab a popcorn and a coke.

Yesterday we bring kids to McD for a bite. We sat next to the counter and since I am not eating, I was watching their staff working behing the counter. Since McD is giving out free flow of soft drinks, hubby went and get a refilled from a staff who is doing her chore polishing the serving tray. She stopped what she is doing and to my surprised, she juling her mata at Hubby RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM! (and of course me cos I’m watching from where I sit). She turn around and grab a jug. This time, her mouth went flat and eyes still juling. I can see she is not feeling happy. Hubby feeling a bit paiseh and pretending to flip the newspaper which was on the counter. Back to that Cik Juling, after her jug was filled with coke, she pour them into our paper cup with her eyes still juling and was looking at Hubby who was pretending reading newspaper cos he doesn’t want to see her *toot* face. WTF! I almost want to go and slap her. And you know what? Instead of using our cup to filled up (that’s what happen usually) the coke, she decided to use a jug and filled in more coke than what is required. She then pour away the remaining. Isn’t that such a waste? I don’t give a damn about that. She then walk away with her eyes still juling. Do I have to mentioned she don’t even bother to nudge hubby who was STILL pretending to read the paper? I stood up and walk over to Hubby and ask if he notice what is going on. He said yes but didn’t want to make a hoo-haa over it.

Don’t mess with the Queen when she is still in her topsy oppsie PMS mood. I walk over to the Supervisor and tell her, “Your staff is showing such a sour face. That is just R.U.D.E!” Ya, when i pronounce the word rude, I go rolling my tongue and do the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound. I just walk out and over heard the supervisor asking, “Siapa service customer tadi?”

Whatever the saying, customer is always right and since I have to pay the 5 + 10% service tax, I demanded a friendlier service from you. Yeah, you!

Remember I mentioned earlier I was not eating and was watching them working? Cos I was craving for Cheese naan! We went to the mamak stall and even the Ah Neh can service us with a smile. Hear this, Ms Juling? And I don’t even have to *toot* pay them any 5 + 10% service tax.

I don’t want to be rude to McD cos I still love their burgers and free flow of coke, I shall keep my International Handsign and give you this instead…

On second thought, maybe a small one?

In conjunction with the Agong’s (King’s) Birthday last Saturday, Hubby suggested we eat out at The Lobsterman in SS2, PeeJay. You think he’s too patriotic issit?

Alamak, photo editing skill a bit cacat today. I have a bad hair day for the above pic. Thought wanna diversified your attention to the lobster. This is not the biggest in the whole wide world but I’ve never seen such a H.U.G.E lobster before!

Do order a charboiled if you wanted to taste the authentic taste of lobster meat. That night, we had:

• Lobster in XO sauce. It is something similar to kong pou stir fried.
• For the kids, they had Lobster and seafood rice. To be corrected, the kids had the R.I.C.E and adult wallop all the lobster!
• Lobster with fruits yogurt
• Two serving of salmon pasta
• Garlic escargoat
• Two serving of Charboiled lobster (the one in the pic)

… and so all the food is gone now, and the red wine too. What are we waiting for? Dessert! We ordered gelato. It came as Green Tea Gelato. We can’t argue right? We should have ask for their flavour. I gave that a miss cos Green Tea gelato or green tea ice cream is not my cuppa tea.

… and so….

… errr….

….errr, I am dem shy la!

… how to put it la….

Nah, read for yourself!

Shy la. Just shy. So old liao wanna announce to the whole wide world that it’s my birthday. To add on to the shyness and paisehness, this New York Cheesecake was from Ms Anonymous! I can’t revealed mia name. Thank you BIG-BIG Ms Annonymous 🙂 . When the waiters and waitresses brought out the cake, they was singing the international birthday song. And you know the line where they go… “…Happy Birthday to XXX”, they pause a bit and was looking at the name on the birthday cake. Hubby quickly tell them “Jessie”. I almost fall off my chair laughing!

So now you know the Agong and Queen share the same birthdate 😉

Last weekend was my Dad’s 69th birthday. As usual, we will book a place for makan (eat) preferably in a private room so that the kids can run wild without distracting other patronage.This year, we had the dinner in Palace of The Golden Horses.

Every year, the number of family members is increasing tremendously. I’m talking about baby boom! From one grandchild to three, then 5, then 9! Next year, my dad shall have a new addition of family members. That is a big number of 10! And of course Dad will have a big bash when he is 70! Wow! Look at all the numbers here.

My wishes for Dad is 白头偕老 夀比南山
(white head till old aka Longivity) and 身体健康(Good health).

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Of course we camwhore!

We took turn to pose with my parents and Prince insisted that he wanted to be a Superman.

There we go, Superman! *sigh… Then, he wants to be a Spiderman! Aiyah, we quickly shoo him away. Ka-ka-ciau-ciau (disturbing) only.

While at the lobby, we camwhore a bit too. These are my favourite photos.

With Mom and Youngest Sis (psst… still single and available!)

Ever since I started blogging, my parents kinda accept my siaoness in photography. For example:

“Ma, what time are you cooking the fish head curry ah?”

“Soon.”

“Aiyah, wait for me to come first.”

“Why?”

“Want to take photo la.”

“-_-‘

Nowadays, they are more willingly to pose for me.

“Ok, both of you hold hands. Back facing the camera. Head turn back…. Body don’t turn! Only the head!”

Aiyah, like this la…

(psst… my youngest Sis is still single and available)

Of course when I say “like this”, I’m showing my Mom what is captured on the camera’s monitor. Then she will go, “So small. I can’t see la. No spect.” That’s my Mom -_-‘

Not bad hor. Look at the hotel’s corridor and light-up ceiling. Blend well with the lovey-dovey couple. Hmm…. photo a bit bland without decoration.

Let’s see…

Woot!

Recently, I’ve upgraded my Photofiltre version to Studio 9. I’m crazy over the new tools! I love them so much. Of course this one is trial version. Sienz.

The original meme was given a twist by Mott . Lidat also can ah? *ish. Previously I was washing linen in the public. This time, I’m opening a can of worms listing the ugly side of jessieling and how her hubby is pissed at her. And Mott ah… no need to be shy to comment in blogs la. Ain’t all bloggers love the attention shower by readers?

*ahem. This is the innocent Hijack King cos I don’t hijack anyone. She claimed I have bad attitude. Her’s is even worst.

1. She nags a lot.
2. She has a very bad temper. If you make her angry a bit, she will turn into a big godzilla.
3. She love to spend time in the kitchen thus throwing leaving the kids under my care. I don’t have peaceful time reading my newspapers or have my afternoon nap. And when I take my afternoon nap, she will nag nag nag again. If you don’t believe, please refer to item 1.
4. She’s such a perfectionist especially when come to photography. So fussy can die lidat and always complain that I don’t have enough skill. Cheh, as tho she is full of skills. She will nag nag nag again after downloading the picture to her laptop. If don’t believe, please refer to item 1.
5. She always want to win and if I don’t give way, she will start yelling and stomp off. Sometimes she will leave the house. One thing that I really don’t like is she will slam the door so loud. I mean really L.O.U.D!
6. Sometimes she will call me names. Never show her respect. When I look at her fiercely, she will go, “WHAT?!”
7. I work so hard to earn money for my family and each time I come home late, she will show me sour face and talk rudely to me. Worst thing she will go nag, nag, nag. If don’t believe, please refer to item 1.
8. I hate it when she end a quarrel with “Whatever la” and stomp off.
9. She never pick up after the kids leaving their toys all over the floor. I have to do that even if I comes home so late at night. (And the wife say: Who cares!)
10. She shed hair like a persian cat!

Now you know the ugly side of me, huh.

Next come the tagging…

1. 5xmom (You asked for the tag. Don’t you 😉
2. King’s Wife (The original meme started by her. Now let’s see her twist!)
3. Sasha (First time tagging her.)
4. Zara & Zaria’s Mum
5. Angeleyes

I was tagged by Hui Sia to list ten way how Hubby pisses me off. Come to think of it, it is like washing dirty linen in public. Gee…

1. He stay back to work in his office pretty late everyday. He claimed that this is how I.T. people work. Any I.T. people out there would like to claim otherwise?
2. Everyday I have to called him, “What time are you coming home?” “Are you coming home for dinner?” “Where are you now?” . This is like everyday routine! The only time I don’t called him is when I am angry with him.
3. At time when he don’t informed me of his wherebout. He love to do that. Acting like he’s still single and no commitment.
4. Tho he don’t go outstation as often as compared to other mummie’s hubby out there, the frequency is enough to killed me. Not that I can’t live without him, but without his presence at home, situation will turn havoc. Kids screaming, mummy screaming, bla bla….
5. When baby having a afternoon nap, he will read newspapers. When baby is up, now is his turn to do so! He does that all the time.
6. He love to swear at other drivers, “Stupid, don’t know how to drive”, “Drive faster la”. I hate it when kids is in the car. At one time, Princess started to say “Stupid” hence I banned the word at home. Whoever say that Mummy is going to beat the mouth. No one dare but sad to say…. Daddy’s skin is too thick to feel the pain. grrr…. Whenever he does that I’ll yelled from the back seat, “WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!”
7. He’s bad at patching things up. He don’t apologize even if he’s at fault. For example this scenario: Unintentionally he called me lazy. I got so bad and refused to talk and even look to him for 3 days. He finally called me in the office on a Friday. The first thing I said to him is, “Don’t you ever dare to called me LAZY!” He apologized and admited that he is having PMS that morning! Wah lau. Good thing he made the first move to patched things up or else hehehehe *rubbing hand in glee* I won’t cook for him over the weekend and I’ve got all my evil plan in head.
8. Is hard to get him to talk things out when we have a misunderstanding. I will be the ‘broken record’ and he will be the listener. He make me looks like I’m talking to myself thru the mirror.
9. To be added the next time he pisses me off.
10. Hopefully I won’t reach number 10!

As you can see, the only grudge I have on him is his bad attitude. When come to hygiene, I have nothing to complain about. He don’t fart on bed, throw his clothes on the floor, his aiming is superb ;). His car is in top notched condition. No dust or rubbish or pebbles at all (unlike mine. sheeshh…). He’s a great guy overall. He washed up after dinner, he clean up baby’s poo, he vacumn and mopped the floor. He helps me a lot around the house. That is how we can have 3 kids and not hiring a maid. And you think he does a lot at home? There are 20 more other chores that he doesn’t do! After 10 years of marriage, I have to be an eye opener. I have no time to grunt on little things like that. If he can’t be a good husband/father, I’ll take over the role. He can’t be there for the kids, I will! Let’s think on the brighter side. He worked so hard to provide us a better life. In return, we try our best to compromised what is missing. Like the saying goes – Behind a successful Man, there’s a women. Oh and did anyone tell you the continuous? – Behind the women there’s a mistress. 😆 Just kidding! Just kidding! That is the biggest fear being a wife to a man, huh. Don’t you agree? Let’s just end here as I’ve gone a little out of track.

Since this meme has been going round blogosphere for quite sometimes, I bet most of you have done it before. Here’s my list of 5 bloggers. You will have to list down 10 things how your spouse pissed you off.

Let’s hear from the man. I bet the first thing they are going to put is “My wife is a nagger!” lol.

1. BengBeng
2. Simple American
3. The Razzler
4. yenjai
5. Wuching

This is not the end. I was tagged again by Mott with the same meme. But this time it was a twisted meme. Adoi!

I remember on May 13, 1994, it was a Friday. You pop this question to me all of a sudden, “Do you believe in Friday the 13th?”, and I said, “No”, not knowing that day was your birthday. You should have told me but it’s ok. It’s not too late to know.

I’m glad this year May 13 doesn’t fall on a Friday. It was a Sunday and coincide with Mother’s Day. Which means we have double celebration. Yay! As you know, I do get my day off on Mother’s Day and you get your day off on your Birthday. Looks like we have to toss the coin.

But to be fair, you was away on holiday business for three days. I know you missed the kids and so are they. You can spend your quality time with them while I finished my romance novel which is collecting dust on the shelf. Oh, the clothes need to be pressed, toilet yelling for a scrub and Princess school shoes need to be washed. Or you can dump them in the washing machine like what I did 😆 .

I hope you like the presents I bought and I know it’s the same as every other year. You shouldn’t complain since you don’t get me anything for Mother’s Day *sticking out tongue*. You know I don’t ask for bouquet of flowers and I sulk at Hershey’s Kisses (to be precise cookies and cream!) ;). On second thought, I think I’m going sideway and needed Yoga to put me back on the rightway * 😉 hint 😉 *.

I won’t blame you if you don’t get all the hint-hint and wink-wink. As usual, man never think out of the box. Most important, we still have each other (WHICH REMINDS ME, YOU FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY DATE AGAIN! HOW COULD YOU! yala, I forgot also. 😳 )

Happy Birthday, Low Kong. ailubyu kau-kau xoxo

p/s: Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers who is reading this 🙂

Yesterday’s conversation –

Mummy: What you want to pack for lunch?

Princess: Bread and cheese spread.

Mummy: Good!

10 minutes later, I put 2 packets of biscuits in her school bag.

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Mummy: Can we have french toast for dinner? (lazy to cook ma)

Princess: Yay! I love them.

4 hours later, I went and cook porridge.

*sigh…. I’m not myself yesterday. My mind is wandering far. Far…..

After proscratinating for almost a year, finally I pick up my courage to see the dentist for an extraction. Don’t everyone hate wisdom tooth. I wonder why such a problematic tooth was given such a wise name.

And aitelyu, with the technology advancement at this century, you can stop asking other ppl their horror story when they extracted their wisdom tooth donkey years ago. That will created more goose bump in you. Just pick up the phone, dial the number, fix your appointment and the next thing you know, you are on the dentist chair with a headphone (listen to music la) over your ear and *thug*! Your wisdom tooth is out. Peanut!

There’s no ant bite during local anesthetic.

No blood pancut keluar (oozing out). How on earth did someone get such a horror experience??!!! Gosh!

See…. a bit blood only right? After washing away the blood, this is how it looks like.

I’ve better reduce the pic size just incase you will vomit all your lunch hor.

Eeeyerrr, Jessieling! Look at you! How can you live with 2 teeth badly eroded and decayed?

Now I’m glad it’s all over. Two down. Two more to go. *sigh…

Guess I’m left with 2/4 wisdom now.

source

My blood pressure doesn’t look very pleased. Well, yea. A few things is bugging me right now. I’ll see how it goes for the next few days.

Over the weekend, I went and enquire about Yoga lesson for fun. Looks like I really need them now *sigh…

(Cheong hei (long winded) hor. Part 2 coming soon. tehehe)

Sony Cyber-shot DSC-T10! Kennysia’s ex-camera, Xiaxue princess using the pink one, kiasu copy-cat YRH Queen using one too.