Me and My Significant Other – A Meme

I was tagged by Hui Sia to list ten way how Hubby pisses me off. Come to think of it, it is like washing dirty linen in public. Gee…

  1. He stay back to work in his office pretty late everyday. He claimed that this is how I.T. people work. Any I.T. people out there would like to claim otherwise?
  2. Everyday I have to called him, “What time are you coming home?” “Are you coming home for dinner?” “Where are you now?” . This is like everyday routine! The only time I don’t called him is when I am angry with him.
  3. At time when he don’t informed me of his wherebout. He love to do that. Acting like he’s still single and no commitment.
  4. Tho he don’t go outstation as often as compared to other mummie’s hubby out there, the frequency is enough to killed me. Not that I can’t live without him, but without his presence at home, situation will turn havoc. Kids screaming, mummy screaming, bla bla….
  5. When baby having a afternoon nap, he will read newspapers. When baby is up, now is his turn to do so! He does that all the time.
  6. He love to swear at other drivers, “Stupid, don’t know how to drive”, “Drive faster la”. I hate it when kids is in the car. At one time, Princess started to say “Stupid” hence I banned the word at home. Whoever say that Mummy is going to beat the mouth. No one dare but sad to say…. Daddy’s skin is too thick to feel the pain. grrr…. Whenever he does that I’ll yelled from the back seat, “WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!”
  7. He’s bad at patching things up. He don’t apologize even if he’s at fault. For example this scenario: Unintentionally he called me lazy. I got so bad and refused to talk and even look to him for 3 days. He finally called me in the office on a Friday. The first thing I said to him is, “Don’t you ever dare to called me LAZY!” He apologized and admited that he is having PMS that morning! Wah lau. Good thing he made the first move to patched things up or else hehehehe *rubbing hand in glee* I won’t cook for him over the weekend and I’ve got all my evil plan in head.
  8. Is hard to get him to talk things out when we have a misunderstanding. I will be the ‘broken record’ and he will be the listener. He make me looks like I’m talking to myself thru the mirror.
  9. To be added the next time he pisses me off.
  10. Hopefully I won’t reach number 10!

As you can see, the only grudge I have on him is his bad attitude. When come to hygiene, I have nothing to complain about. He don’t fart on bed, throw his clothes on the floor, his aiming is superb ;). His car is in top notched condition. No dust or rubbish or pebbles at all (unlike mine. sheeshh…). He’s a great guy overall. He washed up after dinner, he clean up baby’s poo, he vacumn and mopped the floor. He helps me a lot around the house. That is how we can have 3 kids and not hiring a maid. And you think he does a lot at home? There are 20 more other chores that he doesn’t do! After 10 years of marriage, I have to be an eye opener. I have no time to grunt on little things like that. If he can’t be a good husband/father, I’ll take over the role. He can’t be there for the kids, I will! Let’s think on the brighter side. He worked so hard to provide us a better life. In return, we try our best to compromised what is missing. Like the saying goes – Behind a successful Man, there’s a women. Oh and did anyone tell you the continuous? – Behind the women there’s a mistress. ๐Ÿ˜† Just kidding! Just kidding! That is the biggest fear being a wife to a man, huh. Don’t you agree? Let’s just end here as I’ve gone a little out of track.

Since this meme has been going round blogosphere for quite sometimes, I bet most of you have done it before. Here’s my list of 5 bloggers. You will have to list down 10 things how your spouse pissed you off.

Let’s hear from the man. I bet the first thing they are going to put is “My wife is a nagger!” lol.

  1. BengBeng
  2. Simple American
  3. The Razzler
  4. yenjai
  5. Wuching

This is not the end. I was tagged again by Mott with the same meme. But this time it was a twisted meme. Adoi!

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  1. Chiwi said,

    May 16, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

    Yes… very women’s nightmare, isn’t it? sigh.. MEN!!

  2. Hijack Queen » Me and My Significant Other - A Twisted Meme said,

    May 16, 2007 @ 2:19 pm

    […] The original meme was given a twist by Mott . Lidat also can ah? *ish. Previously I was washing linen in the public. This time, I’m opening a can of worms listing the ugly side of jessieling and how her hubby is pissed at her. And Mott ah… no need to be shy to comment in blogs la. Ain’t all bloggers love the attention shower by readers? *ahem. This is the innocent Hijack King cos I don’t hijack anyone. She claimed I have bad attitude. Her’s is even worst. […]

  3. huisia said,

    May 16, 2007 @ 2:24 pm

    IT people used to stay back late know, last time i even stayed back till morning then only could go back home..

  4. Giddy Tiger said,

    May 16, 2007 @ 3:35 pm

    Wah…excellent aiming eh?
    But I think despite all our spouse’s faults, at the end of the day, love still prevails, true anot?

  5. My Longkang » Meme: Ten ways how Mrs Bengbeng pisses me off said,

    May 16, 2007 @ 4:56 pm

    […] I was tagged by Hijackqueen to list ten way how Mrs Bengbeng pisses me off. Come to think of it, it is like washing dirty linen in public. Geeรขโ‚ฌยฆ […]

  6. the Razzler said,

    May 16, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

    Queen .. 1st time kena tag lehhh … what do I do now ahhh?? Wifey is ALWAYS perfect in my eyes (only) … ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

    Very difficult to list 10 items lehhh .. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ You mean I must put up in my blog, isit?! ..can die la … lidat!!

  7. zara's mama said,

    May 16, 2007 @ 6:34 pm

    Eh.. men.. they really sound alike woh. 1, 2, 3, 5 same same.

  8. said,

    May 17, 2007 @ 9:18 am

    Oh my oh my oh my
    I got tagged for this ….
    Jessieling is always right. I will do it.

  9. simple american said,

    May 18, 2007 @ 5:11 am

    Oh my you tagged me mah? Okay will do. *salutes*

    What kind of man does not fart in bed? Thats an important part of foreplay.

  10. » Me and My Significant Other - MeMe said,

    May 19, 2007 @ 2:35 pm

    […] Tough day. I got tagged by with this tag. […]

  11. hanneng said,

    May 19, 2007 @ 2:57 pm

    Refer to point #1. Not all IT people stay late in the office. I don’t stay late.
    My company pay me for 9am to 6pm only.
    So why stay late ?
    Most of the time, I will be at home at 6:30pm sharp.

  12. My Longkang » Mrs Bengbeng replies to the meme said,

    May 20, 2007 @ 10:08 pm

    […] First I want to say hello to Firehorse,Hijackqueen,Adino,Clement,Mr and Mrs Wuching (hi) and Dr.Bernard and many others whom I read but you don’t know me. Yes,Lilian,Claire ,Jason and our newest friend, monkeywong and many others whom I read but can’t name all and mott. […]

  13. Pink Cotton said,

    May 21, 2007 @ 1:10 pm

    LOL at no.1

    hahaha i can vouch for that…but im also an IT person but i go home once the clock strikes 5 leh…

    oh well, i guess it just applies to MALE I.T. people? ๐Ÿ˜›

  14. eastcoastlife said,

    May 21, 2007 @ 4:03 pm

    hehehe…. my oh my, why your post looks so similar wan huh.

  15. Simple American said,

    May 23, 2007 @ 2:50 am

    I have completed the tag. One gazillion apologies. Drat!!!!!!!!!!

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