Things That She Said
Things that blurted out from a 4 years old mouth.
Scenario 1
On our way back to kampung while the kids sleeping at the backseat:
Mummy:Â Kharlette, since you are up we stop for you to shee-shee (passing urine) ok?
Kharlette:Â *nod head*
Mummy:Â If later Kor-kor (brother) wants to urine he can always urine in the (mineral water) bottle. *jokingly*
Kharlette:Â *giggle* *giggle*
Mummy:Â Kor-kor can shee-shee in the bottle or not? *holding up the plastic bottle*
Kharlette:Â Can!
Mummy:Â Daddy can shee-shee in the bottle or not?
Kharlette:Â Cannot.
Mummy:Â Aiks, why?
Kharlette:Â Because Daddy’s penis is too big.
*ROLLING-ON-FLOOR-LAUGHING*
Scenario 2
One of the night Son gave me a good night kiss on the lips and I asked him to kiss his Baby Sister too and Kharlette said, “If he do that I’m going to use his shirt to wipe! I don’t care!” *while closing her mouth with her hands* LOL!
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twin said,
January 17, 2010 @ 12:57 am
hahaha kids are so smart these days!