Me and My Significant Other – A Meme
I was tagged by Hui Sia to list ten way how Hubby pisses me off. Come to think of it, it is like washing dirty linen in public. Gee…
- He stay back to work in his office pretty late everyday. He claimed that this is how I.T. people work. Any I.T. people out there would like to claim otherwise?
- Everyday I have to called him, “What time are you coming home?” “Are you coming home for dinner?” “Where are you now?” . This is like everyday routine! The only time I don’t called him is when I am angry with him.
- At time when he don’t informed me of his wherebout. He love to do that. Acting like he’s still single and no commitment.
- Tho he don’t go outstation as often as compared to other mummie’s hubby out there, the frequency is enough to killed me. Not that I can’t live without him, but without his presence at home, situation will turn havoc. Kids screaming, mummy screaming, bla bla….
- When baby having a afternoon nap, he will read newspapers. When baby is up, now is his turn to do so! He does that all the time.
- He love to swear at other drivers, “Stupid, don’t know how to drive”, “Drive faster la”. I hate it when kids is in the car. At one time, Princess started to say “Stupid” hence I banned the word at home. Whoever say that Mummy is going to beat the mouth. No one dare but sad to say…. Daddy’s skin is too thick to feel the pain. grrr…. Whenever he does that I’ll yelled from the back seat, “WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!”
- He’s bad at patching things up. He don’t apologize even if he’s at fault. For example this scenario: Unintentionally he called me lazy. I got so bad and refused to talk and even look to him for 3 days. He finally called me in the office on a Friday. The first thing I said to him is, “Don’t you ever dare to called me LAZY!” He apologized and admited that he is having PMS that morning! Wah lau. Good thing he made the first move to patched things up or else hehehehe *rubbing hand in glee* I won’t cook for him over the weekend and I’ve got all my evil plan in head.
- Is hard to get him to talk things out when we have a misunderstanding. I will be the ‘broken record’ and he will be the listener. He make me looks like I’m talking to myself thru the mirror.
- To be added the next time he pisses me off.
- Hopefully I won’t reach number 10!
As you can see, the only grudge I have on him is his bad attitude. When come to hygiene, I have nothing to complain about. He don’t fart on bed, throw his clothes on the floor, his aiming is superb ;). His car is in top notched condition. No dust or rubbish or pebbles at all (unlike mine. sheeshh…). He’s a great guy overall. He washed up after dinner, he clean up baby’s poo, he vacumn and mopped the floor. He helps me a lot around the house. That is how we can have 3 kids and not hiring a maid. And you think he does a lot at home? There are 20 more other chores that he doesn’t do! After 10 years of marriage, I have to be an eye opener. I have no time to grunt on little things like that. If he can’t be a good husband/father, I’ll take over the role. He can’t be there for the kids, I will! Let’s think on the brighter side. He worked so hard to provide us a better life. In return, we try our best to compromised what is missing. Like the saying goes – Behind a successful Man, there’s a women. Oh and did anyone tell you the continuous? – Behind the women there’s a mistress. 😆 Just kidding! Just kidding! That is the biggest fear being a wife to a man, huh. Don’t you agree? Let’s just end here as I’ve gone a little out of track.
Since this meme has been going round blogosphere for quite sometimes, I bet most of you have done it before. Here’s my list of 5 bloggers. You will have to list down 10 things how your spouse pissed you off.
Let’s hear from the man. I bet the first thing they are going to put is “My wife is a nagger!” lol.
This is not the end. I was tagged again by Mott with the same meme. But this time it was a twisted meme. Adoi!