Women Stuff Ahead (Man also can la)

Call me a vain pot or whatever, I don’t care. But I know once you have finished reading this post, you will head straight to Guardian to get a pack of this…

Artificial eyelid tape.

This is how I do it.

#1 – Naturally, only one side of my eye has double eyelid. Sibeh ugly until can die lidat. To make it balance….

#2 – Use a tweezer to hold on the tape and stick them on your eyelid.

#3 – wOOt!!! Now, both eyes has double eyelid. Next…

#4 – Put on your usual eye shadow.

The end result……

I hate them! Firstly, I hate that irritating feeling on my eyelid! The photograph doesn’t show much but in real life, the tape is so obvious. Sibeh ugly can die lidat!!! I tried putting a darker eye shadow on the tape but the powder won’t stick to the tape. And did you notice for item #2 – I’ve mentioned using a tweezer? I have no choice but to use my fingers cos I don’t have a tweezer. And the tape is so sensitive to touches, it won’t stick anymore especially the end. After I’ve stick the tape on my eyelid, the tape keep on coming off on the end. Sibeh ugly can die lidat!!! Another thing is, whenever you blink your eyes, the tape is so obvious. How not to blink when talking to peopleeeeee. Sibeh ugly hor… *sigh…

Whoever want try the tape can get from me since I’m not using them anymore.

The damage……

Vely cheap only!!!! Can’t remember the price liao but I think less than 5 ringgit.

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  1. titoki said,

    November 30, 2006 @ 2:21 pm

    Hahaha. This post is so funny can die.

    Vanity is women’s middle name laa. *wink wink*

    Luckily I don’t have eyelids problems like yours. But do you know of any remedy for Lychees boobs like mine? ;p

    The Queen says:  Ms Titoki, for the price of 5 ringgit, maybe I can give you longan.  No home remedy.  That one have to go cucuk (inject) liao.

  2. LB said,

    November 30, 2006 @ 2:24 pm

    Hahaha!!! So funny! No, no, no, you are already pretty! And uniquely you. No need all that nonsense tape liao! Waiseh, I didn’t even know they exist…

    The Queen says:  ahem… note anything familiar here? Anyway, if can, women wants to be perfect.  So everything also must try.  You want some 😉 ?

  3. the Razzler said,

    November 30, 2006 @ 5:08 pm

    Queen … wahhh, so unique wan ahhh? I think women with single eyelid also looks ok .. like the singer. Of course, double eyelids more better. But have 1 single & 1 double eyelid … never see before lo.

    The Queen says:  What?!!  Never see before this type of unbalance eyelid ka.  Die!  Am I the only one having this type of weird eyelid. 

  4. ghostie said,

    November 30, 2006 @ 5:49 pm


    you are not that sibeh ugly until can die like that…

    you are just … unique…. so unique…


    The Queen says:  I know I still owe you a BKT.  Anyway, thanks for you sweet talk 😳 Not only women is vain.  They love praises. kekekeee..

  5. Claude said,

    November 30, 2006 @ 6:56 pm

    You know, this is also the first time I hear people got both: single and double eyelid. So, dont worry about it… You are special….special…..

    Somehow the term ‘sibeh ugly can die lidat’ has gotten into me..Now I am going to say it for the rest of the day… 😉

    The Queen says:  Huh! You also never heard of this ka.  Why weird things always run in my family!!!! Hey, actually the word ‘sibeh’ is…. kinda…. impolite to be said by a women.  sheesh…  But, what the heck.  This is all for fun. 😆

  6. simple american said,

    November 30, 2006 @ 8:11 pm

    You have pretty eyes. I never noticed the lids until I read the caption for #1. Not even with the casual glance before I read. Still don’t find it unsightly. Don’t worry about that little stuff.

    The Queen says:  Don’t lie!!!! I have small eye *sigh.

  7. sila said,

    December 1, 2006 @ 3:00 am

    i laughed like mad. now “sibeh ugly can die lidat” also stuck in my head. well worth the under RM5 for this post.

    and besides, you’re already beautiful wot..no need tape or wotever else.. 🙂

    The Queen says: Next we meet, must say out loud hor, “I sibeh miss you!” lol

  8. smashpOp said,

    December 1, 2006 @ 9:48 am

    wah wah DIY double eye lids aahha

  9. Bernard said,

    December 1, 2006 @ 10:33 am

    Queen, eh eh.. where got ugly? I noticed the assymetry in earlier photos but i don’t think they look ugly lah. The vast majority of faces are not perfectly symmetrical.

    The Queen says:  loctor, when are you going to perform plastic surgery on me 😉

  10. wuching said,

    December 1, 2006 @ 3:16 pm

    cut it yourself!

    The Queen says:  Can use the cellophine tape hor.

  11. Allan said,

    December 1, 2006 @ 4:09 pm

    Woman want perfect is ok,but they also want they boyfriend to be perfect that is the most funny part keke~

  12. wanster said,

    December 2, 2006 @ 12:01 am

    hey i’ve got a double on my left and single on my right too! damn weird right? i feel like im the two-face villain from batman. uugghh

  13. Lil said,

    December 2, 2006 @ 12:02 am

    really, all sorts of things nowadays…

    titoki: i think there’s this pill call erdic to increase boob’s sizes… saw it in cosmo a few months ago… not sure if it’s effective and what side effects there are but the pills look huge!! 😯

  14. jazzmint said,

    December 3, 2006 @ 10:40 pm

    aiks..me also double on the left and single on the right…yes i feel so ugly looking :(..hey i remember my wedding makeup artist used this as well..but can put eyeshadow one lehh..must ask her where she got it haha

  15. Bernard said,

    December 4, 2006 @ 7:08 pm

    Queen, i don’t do double eye-lids lah…
    … ok i go learn already i call you to be my honoured first patient ok? Muahahaha.

  16. ahwenBABY said,

    December 6, 2006 @ 4:03 am

    woo…. i used to have 1 side double eyelid too….. but hardworking really works out… i stick the stickers everyday until 1 day i found out that both sides of my eyes have double eyelid liao le…

    u can try to do it everyday too… although it looks weird when u blink.. but it really pays off lo…

    i bought them in sitiawan for only rm1 each pack if i’m not mistaken…

  17. Irene said,

    January 25, 2007 @ 12:54 pm

    Hehehh.. I blogged about it before 😛

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