For the first time in my blogging life, I was struck with Blogger’s block today. My definition of Blogger’s block – You want to blog but can’t think of anything (good) to blog.

But… but… in every fantasy (virtual) life, there is always a miracle like a marvel hero came and safe the day.

Is it a bird? NO!

Is it a plane? NO!

Is Captain Simple America. Yay!

Ok, I know that is not the tagline for Captain America but what the heck….

Anyway, let’s call him Captain America in short.

Firstly, he tagged me for “Naughty Things you do in School.” Halo-oh? Excuse me? Naughty? I was more than a mouse! I was so quiet the teacher thought I never exist! The only naughty things I did is skipping Mandarin classes. Other than that? Neh….

Secondly, he awarded me this:

Schmooze – talk idly or casually and in a friendly way

How not to sayang him leh?

Tips: If you have blogger’s block, go look for some meme and tag yourself. hehe…

I was flabbergasted when Mumsgather awarded me this:

Someone, please slap me! I’M STILL A GIRL for gawd sake. Whatever it is! It is such an honour to received the award. I’m floating on cloud nine now and kembang a bit la.

And again, Double Z’s (Zara & Zaria) Mom awarded me the same award:

Yea, sometimes I think I rawks too without a maid. I think having a maid around can drive me insane. ooOoo… check out her pom-cha-cha rabbit in her blog. Dem cute and geram betul.

This morning when I logged in to WP, my Technorati showing another new link to my blog – wooooohooo! I Rock!

Wow! Like a collection of pink badges huh. But I wonder what makes me rock huh?

Now is my turn to pass on the pink pink tei badge.

1) Chanlilian (She rawks to the max. Juggling between 13 blogs, 4 childrens and she still have time to impressed her ATM with her fabulous cookings. At the same time, she can squeeze in this meme during her Blogathon. Jia yu! Jia yu!)

2) Sila (I must learn how to cook and bake like her too)

3) Kooky Culinary (She can cook and bake very well too. Not forgetting her food pic can make me drool to the max!)

4) Karen Cheng

Oh, did I mention that you are being tagged too? 😉

On July 12, I was tagged by Giddy Tigers for some charity meme created by Idham but I would prefer to called him Bakpo (for heaven sake!). Well, and today when I tried to click on the permalink given, it doesn’t work anymore. However, I managed to Google him and the only url that works is his Yahoo 360deg blog.

Hmmm…. something very fishy hor. What is the reason he took down the post?

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Updated:  A new link to the meme was posted again on 20 July.  Guess that everything is back to normal.

8.30am – Reach the counter. Took ticket number 16.

9.30am – Counter ASN open for sales.

9.45am – System not moving.

10.00am – System not moving

10.15am – SOLD OUT!!!

Can you imagine this happened in CIMB Bank? No one get to buy the ASN (Amanah Saham Nasional) share.

Then I go to Maybank and kaypoh a bit. Two customers get to buy. Then kaypoh-kaypoh a bit again. Was told that more than 16 Maybank Priority members get to buy the shares. One of them is my kolig la. How can! What system is this man!

Itu je, sekian berita…..

Ramble #1

Yesterday my car was hit from the back. Nothing serious. I’m fine. My car is fine. But my car’s butt is not fine. Went to make a police report last night cos the repair on the other party’s car cost more. Not that her car is seriously damaged but, but,…. SHE IS DRIVING A 2 MONTHS OLD HYUNDAI SONATA GOLD!

Ramble #2

Nowadays, police report is computerised. Back then, when you make a police report, the officer will be there typing out everything in computer or even type writter. Nowadays, after filing for a report and with the report number, all you need to do is “fill in the blanks with your correct answer” in the computer that is provided. No need talk so much lor. But you still need to see the Sargent.

Ramble #3

8.20am – LDP highway leading to Bandar Utama is freaking jam. Why leh? Because today is Jaya Jusco Member’s Day sale lor. Morning, morning already jam. *ish!

Ramble #4

After meeting up with Dr. George and lately the Editor of Ultimate Travel Experience, I need to get my fix of drug. I mean…. Oxygen. errrr…. I mean diving la! Can you imagine this, you met the Editor at some ATM machine and thought both of you can sit down and yam cha. Mana tau, he say,

“I’m rushing la. I’m here to get some cash. My taxi is waiting outside. I’m flying to Bali.”

“Go Bali for holiday ah?”

“Ya, go diving!”

Wah lau eh. Don’t make me jealous la.

Ramble #5

(Wah, you are still here reading my ramble? Thank you very much!)

I’ve bought another new domain. Hop over ya? Tell me if I need any improvement.

I was in my usual blog-hijacking and was reading Oliviasy’s “First Dish Entrance Performance” which reminds me of something that I wanted to share long time ago but has been long forgotten.

Is lidis wan….

This happened in a small town far far away called Kg. Koh or better known as Sitiawan. Although the town is small, when you talk about wedding dinner, it is always held in a school hall to accommodate at least 70 tables. That is equivalent to 700 guests, mind you! This is very normal cos when you invite the husband and wife, surely one or two children is going to tag along. Happens if they don’t have anyone to look after the kids, ding dong, ding dong, 3 or 4 children coming also la. They say “The More The Merrier”. You have to agree with them. No?

“Only big city got this type of presentation. Small town mana ada. They play the tong tong chiang for the bride and groom to enter the hall. After that, not even a announcement, everyone started to pig in. “

The moment they assigned their own table, they (guests) will hide one big bottle of Coca-Cola under the table (*evil grin). And you also see this on the table:

Cleber! Everyone know this is plastic bag hor. (If you can’t tell it’s a plastic bag, go bang your head on the wall.)

Plastic bag for what leh? For tapau food lor. Let say you are seated with some big-fat-guy-that-just-came-out-from-prison, dunno how many months never eat liao, no more food to tapau. Nevermind wor. No food to tapau, you ma tapau the plastic bag lor.

No need to paiseh, paiseh wan. Just tapau la. If plastic bag not enough or not BIG enough, there is always more to come.

Nah! Red-red dei plastic bag. Very auspicious colour somemore!

p/s: pssstt… on your way out, don’t forget that Coca-cola still hiding under the table.

p.p/s: Jaymes called this PPP (pang pui post)

If only Dr. BernardChan willing to buy my blog, I can retired and be a happy SAHM aka Sexy And Hiao Mum.

No lar!!!!

SAHM stand for Stay At Home Mom and FTWM stand for Full Time Working Mom.

7 good reason why I want to be a FTWM:

1. I will go crazy looking after kids 24/7!
2. Expecting to see some figures in my bank account every month end.
3. I have the right to buy anything that I like without getting a consent.
4. We don’t have to play dressing up at home or pretend throwing a tea party with Teddy or Barbie.
5. Going on a holiday anytime cos I have a babysitter to look after kids.  Oh, talking about which….
6. Who wants to join me in J.J. Member’s Day Sale?  No kids please!  Thank you very much.
7. If you disagree with me, please refer to item 1 again.

Come to the tagging…. (*scratching head & butt)

1. Sashablablabla (My answer to your question hor, resign la since your priority is your family.  Plus now, have to travel to Manila again.  Later low kong angry, how?)
2. RamblingMoo
3. Leah’s Cafe

*Please visit the rest for instruction on the chain tagging thingy cos I’m breaking the chain here.*

This meme came from Simple American on Four Things about me, myself and I.

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Housewife
2. Secretary
3. Receptionist
4. Art Tuition Teacher 😉

Four places I have lived:
1. Pangkor Island
2. Sitiawan
3. Kuala Lumpur
4. Klang

Four Places Country I have been on vacation:
1. United States
2. Korea
3. Australia
4. Netherlands

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Syun Choy
2. Cheese cakes
3. Anything considered healthy
4. Authentic Foochow dishes!

Four places you would rather be right now:
1. At home.
2. At home, on the bed.
3. At the Yoga centre.
4. On the white sandy beach…. holidayingggggggggg.

Four friends to tag:

1. BernardChan (repay your kindness 😉 )
2. Mott (I know I still owe you some meme)
3. Kyels (Newly bookmarked)
4. Planet Kambing (Tagging a new blogger 😉 )

I was double tagged by Giddy Tigers and Jazzmint. As promised, I’ve google bake many types of kuih lapis for her.

Layer One: On The Outside
Name Hijackqueen
Birth Date : June 2nd
Current status : Bored!
Eye Colour : Dark brown
Hair Colour : Most parts are black with streaks of shinny brown
Righty or Lefty : Righty

Layer Two : On The Inside
Your Heritage : Hockchew (similar to Foochow) + Hockkien
Your Fears : Loneliness and GHOST!
Your Weakness : Sales! Sales! Sales!
Your Perfect Pizza : Must be Super thin crust with extra cheese and eeextra pineapples.

Layer Three : Yesterday, Today , Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First thing when I wake up : Why do I have to work *sigh…
Your Bedtime : 10pm on a non-horny nights.
Your Most Missed Memory : Going on a holiday.

Layer Four : Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : Vanilla Coke
McDonald’s or Burger King : Burger King’s Breakfast ham!
Single or Group Dates : Group! I’m shy, a nervous freak and most of the time I’m tongue tight.
Tea or Nestea : What’s the difference between Tea and Nestea? Nestea come from Tea, right???!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla : Vanilla
Cappucino or Coffee : Cappucino.

Layer Five : Do You..
Smoke : Nope.
Curse: Yes!
Take a shower : Duh… of course la!
Have a crush : All the time *wink*
Think you’ve been in love: No 🙁 Just crush.
Go to school : I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.
Want to get married : Again? Woohoo!
Believe in yourself : Someone please slap me!
Think you’re a health freak : Can’t be a freak with the occasional sin of curry laksa with lots of see hum.

Layer Six : In The Past Month
Drank alcohol : Yes.
Gone to the mall : Yes.
Been on stage : No
Eaten sushi : Yes
Dyed your hair : Never!

Layer Seven : Have You Ever..
Played A Stripping Game: Yes! That was so much fun when your opponent keep on loosing.
Changed Who You Were To Fit In : I don’t even bother to fit in.

Layer Eight : Age
You’re Hoping To Be Married : When the knight come along, you just hop on.

Layer Nine : In a Girl/Guy
Best Eye Colour : Blue or Green
Best Hair Colour : Dark brown
Short Hair or Long Hair : Short hair!

Layer Ten : What Were You Doing
1 Min Ago : Writing this post
1 Hour Ago : Photoshopping the kuih lapis.
1 Month Ago : Any specific date and time?
1 Year Ago: Duhh!

Layer Eleven : Finish The Sentence
I Love : being lazy.
I Feel : so lazy.
I Hate : not to be lazy.
I Hide : my laziness
I Need : to be more lazy!

I’m so lazy that I don’t intend to tag anyone. Thank you very much.

As a women, why do we always have to be the one to forgive and forget?

My fair share of VisualDNA profile. After reading, don’t laugh at me, ok? 98% of the DNA result tested positive *shudder*