Traffic Warden Wannabe

During the last festive season, the Road Transport Department urge the citizen to become their traffic wardens by sending pictures or videos of traffic offenders.

#1…
First they implemented “No-mobilephone-while-driving”. Now they encourage us to take picture of traffic offenders while driving. Huh?! You tell me which is more dangerous? You will know the answer after reading #2.

#2…
Let say, that day you are very sui (unlucky). You snap a picture of a traffic offender. He is none other than the Pa Sang Tai Kor Tai Tai (Klang Gangster Head!)!!! Now he tailgate you and make you stop at the road side. Of course he’s treatening you to hand over your mobilephone failing which be prepared to see your obituary in Nanyang Siang Pau (chinese newspaper). Now that you’ve gave them your mobilephone and deleted the pic, next they want to take a picture of you from their mobile phone. It’s a warning if anything happen to them, they will come after you. At this moment, that Pa Sang Tai Kor Tai Tai koncu-koncu (assistant) arrived at the scene. Want me to go on or not????

So, you think so easy ka. Don’t be so kay poh (busybody) and simple take other people’s picture unless you do it secretly. But then hor…. read #3.

#3….
You spotted a traffic offender. You took out your mobilephone and still mingling with the keypad trying to switch them to camera mode at the same time keeping your stearing wheel from swirling beyond your boundary line. Suddenly Mr. Mata (Policeman) on 2 wheels appear beside you. No need me to finish the story liao. I bet you know the answer. Say bye-bye to your $$$.

So, do you still want to be the Citizen Traffic Warden. Think again. JPJ did not promise you any reward. On the other hand, there’s so many consequences you have to consider.

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  1. kimmysia said,

    November 9, 2006 @ 4:13 pm

    hallo… driver is not suppose to snap the photo lar..
    Your passenger only is allowed to.

    Take a photo with your camera phone or digital camera and e-mail the image to [email protected], he said, but make sure that it’s done by the passenger and not the driver, otherwise he too would be violating traffic rules.

    Check out here… The Star on “Take Photos of traffic offenders

  2. Julia said,

    November 9, 2006 @ 4:17 pm

    OMGGGGGGG

    I’ve been reading most of your posts

    N THEY ARE ALL SO FUNNY AHHAHAHA~!!!!!

    For the finishing, cut out the shape of the lamb and you can pretend to have a little farm play with your child.

    THAT was funny 😡

  3. Boss Stewie said,

    November 9, 2006 @ 5:08 pm

    or driver could let the passenger drive for a while… and then take the picture

  4. the Razzler said,

    November 9, 2006 @ 6:32 pm

    Queen … your OWN safety is always the priority. When photos of offenders are submitted, you are also required to become the witness, No? Then again, how effective isit? I still think that educating drivers from their learner stage is the priority. Maybe a review on the level of competency of drivers to obtain their driving licence and also the integrity of the driving schools is more important.

  5. JC said,

    November 9, 2006 @ 6:41 pm

    We can all buy video cams and attach them to our car’s dashboard..
    Just video all the way… Better yet, can submit to American Funniest Home Video if you crash into a cow…

  6. Simple American said,

    November 9, 2006 @ 11:53 pm

    I heard of this and I must agree. Such a stupid idea. Hire some policeman and pay for them with the tickets.

  7. Allan said,

    November 10, 2006 @ 4:44 pm

    If i got a chance,i will rather took a photo of the police who want kopi ” lui ” then send to ==>[email protected] (i dislike malaysian police since i reported my handphone been rob and they never help me but still they saboo me)police or traffic,Want us help you “You wait long long la”

  8. huisia said,

    November 10, 2006 @ 5:20 pm

    OMG…for sure i won’t be a good citizen…haha..

  9. L B said,

    November 10, 2006 @ 8:38 pm

    *makes you wonder who comes up with all these hare-brain schemes*

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