Oooo…. I better write this down before I forgot about the incident.
Scenario 1
During our last trip to Singapore around Christmas, somewhere along some secluded and shady stretch after paying at Tuas toll, we was stopped by Police for speeding. All along, we don’t intend to bribe them. As expected la, the offer will come. Before I continue, for those who is not familiar with procedure when you are stopped for speeding, the Traffic Police will ask for your driver’s ID then proceed to write you the summon and NEXT, get your signature on the summon too. So this is what happen to us. Conversation has been translated for those who don’t understand Bahasa Malaysia:
Police: Sir, you have exceeded the speed limit. Show me your ID.
*Hubby hand over ID*
Police: So, you want to settle here or summon?
*wah, so direct tim*
Hubby: Summon
Police: Settle?
*I can heard so clearly my Hubby said SUMMON! wtf*
Hubby: Summon!
*Police is bit shock*
Police: Oh, orang Pontian ah? *pretending fiddling with Hubby’s ID* OK, nanti kami pos saman ke rumah di Pontian.
*Give back ID*
Then what, drive off la. Those are bogus police la. They want us to bribe them only! Luckly we never intend to bribe them. Of course we had a good laugh at them. They make themselves looks like a fool.

Scenario 2
Sometime after Christmas my Youngest Sister after hearing my story said she had the similar incident happened to her.
Her group of friends was out partying and some of them got drunk except her. They was stopped by the Police and was asked to go to the Police station to get a breath test done. They said ok. But the Police let me off the hook.
WTF!
PLEASE DON’T BRIBE OUR POLICEMAN, OK? If you know you are wrong, act like a man. Pay the fine. If not, please drive at the speed limit of 110km/h.