Mom was at my Sister’s place.  She rang me the other day asking me to come over as she has something interesting to show.  When I arrived (the next day), she showed me a durian in a durian.

Very interesting but the shocking thing I found out is… she actually stop everyone from further eating the durian just to save them for me to photograph/blog.  I.AM.SO.TOUCH.!!!

Mom even can suggest few angle point to shoot the durian in the durian and she insist that I should lift up the tiny durian and take another shot.  She makes me go, “Ma, why don’t you go get yourself a blog.” Wakakaka!!!

Another shocking thing is, “THEY ATE DURIAN ALSO NEVER CALL ME OVER!!!!”  HOW CAN!!!!

Some joke I received from my inbox.

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

Bear says: “If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”

Lion says: “If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.”

Pig says: “Big deal…. I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear.”

Staying up way past 12.30am waiting for the dear Hubby to come home cos he left his key in the office.  *sigh… what to do.  Yesterday also the same thing.  He called me on my handphone but I pretended to be asleep and my Hero (Carlgene) help me to answer the phone and at the same time went down stairs to open the door for Daddy.  Isn’t he a darling?

Since sien sien dei, let me show you my desktops.

Love this picture so much.  Sigh… dem sien.

This is so unfair *stomping feet!*

*stomping again!*

THIS IS SO UNFAIR!

Why?

You see this.

See!

Can you see anything wrong in the picture?

See clearly!

I CAN SEE HIS TEATS!

So you tell me fair or not? Why can’t woman publish half nakid picture too? Why?!

I am so jealous at him I want to make sure he wears a tube over his chest too!

p/s: The above is a lame joke. Just ignore it. I really don’t like the thought of people messing up with nature. That’s all. Congrats on the arrival of your newborn baby girl. *blueh*

I don’t usually post up forwarded e-mail I received, but this one is really hillarious and make sense too. So all men out there, better appreciate your TV and fiddle your HP less!

Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, stay home watch TV, Got money, change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don’t pay the services will be terminated .

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,

but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable

but for HP is high and often demanding .

Most Important,

TV got remote… HP don’t have…

Last but not least……. .

TV do not have virus,

but h/p yes……… .have VIRUS……. ……..

once get it, terus KONG(kong kiau = die)…….. hahahahaha.

….so better choose TV …..

Jonzz set his MSN status to – Exposure = Aperture + Shutter Speed.

The cheeky me put – Exposure = Boh Cheng Sa + Shutter Speed.

My intension is to tease Jonzz when Kenneth ping me with….

Go figure

I was “fallen-off-chair-rolling-on-floor-laughing-out-loud!” That is so hillarious can die lidat.

Scenario 1

This morning I caught my co-worker double click on the taskbar button.

Me: You don’t have to double-click on the button. Press one time enough already.

Co-Worker: Double-click will maximized the window faster wat.

Me: *bang head*

Scenario 2

Conversation in a chinese restaurant:

Customer: *conversation in Mandarin* (Do you have any soup base cooking?)

Cashier: *conversation in Mandarin* (Have!)

Customer: Recipe?

Me: !!! *try to look out for recipe book!*

*Cashier hand over the menu to customer*

Me: *bang head*

3 days before our 50th National Day, New Zealand Natural *PAUSED!*this is not PPP post, ok? *CONTINUE* is giving out 50% discount on all their ice-creams, sorbets and smoothies.

Ahem! So this auntie went and sapu (grab) their ice-cream on 31st August. I could have bought more but refrained myself from spending too much cos I’ve been spending quite a lot lately. With a little self control, I bought 2 flavours i.e. cookies & cream and toffee caramel. My all time favourite is Rum & Raisins. Too bad they are all sold out by 11.00am! Can you believe that?

Since their offer is quite overwhelming, we are allowed to place an order and collect the ice-cream sometimes 3rd week of September. Isn’t that a steal or what? Ahem! So again, this auntie placed an order for one Quart (Big) Rum & Raisins and 2 pint (Medium) of other favours. Teeheehee….

I know it’s a bit late to post this up. If you missed this chance, wait for next year lor *insert evil laugh*

Joking only la. No need next year. I was told that every 30th of the month, they have some discount on their ice-creams. Not sure how many percent but still better than none, right? pssttt… and their price is cheaper than Baskin Robbins too.

Saw this bakery shop in Penang while waiting for the traffic light to turn green:

“Where are you working?”

“Patchee Bakery.”

“Don’t la scold your boss patchee”.

“Hmm… ya hor, he so patchee no wonder he named his shop  Patchee Bakery.”

For the first time in my blogging life, I was struck with Blogger’s block today. My definition of Blogger’s block – You want to blog but can’t think of anything (good) to blog.

But… but… in every fantasy (virtual) life, there is always a miracle like a marvel hero came and safe the day.

Is it a bird? NO!

Is it a plane? NO!

Is Captain Simple America. Yay!

Ok, I know that is not the tagline for Captain America but what the heck….

Anyway, let’s call him Captain America in short.

Firstly, he tagged me for “Naughty Things you do in School.” Halo-oh? Excuse me? Naughty? I was more than a mouse! I was so quiet the teacher thought I never exist! The only naughty things I did is skipping Mandarin classes. Other than that? Neh….

Secondly, he awarded me this:

Schmooze – talk idly or casually and in a friendly way

How not to sayang him leh?

Tips: If you have blogger’s block, go look for some meme and tag yourself. hehe…