Ramble #1

Yesterday my car was hit from the back. Nothing serious. I’m fine. My car is fine. But my car’s butt is not fine. Went to make a police report last night cos the repair on the other party’s car cost more. Not that her car is seriously damaged but, but,…. SHE IS DRIVING A 2 MONTHS OLD HYUNDAI SONATA GOLD!

Ramble #2

Nowadays, police report is computerised. Back then, when you make a police report, the officer will be there typing out everything in computer or even type writter. Nowadays, after filing for a report and with the report number, all you need to do is “fill in the blanks with your correct answer” in the computer that is provided. No need talk so much lor. But you still need to see the Sargent.

Ramble #3

8.20am - LDP highway leading to Bandar Utama is freaking jam. Why leh? Because today is Jaya Jusco Member’s Day sale lor. Morning, morning already jam. *ish!

Ramble #4

After meeting up with Dr. George and lately the Editor of Ultimate Travel Experience, I need to get my fix of drug. I mean…. Oxygen. errrr…. I mean diving la! Can you imagine this, you met the Editor at some ATM machine and thought both of you can sit down and yam cha. Mana tau, he say,

“I’m rushing la. I’m here to get some cash. My taxi is waiting outside. I’m flying to Bali.”

“Go Bali for holiday ah?”

“Ya, go diving!”

Wah lau eh. Don’t make me jealous la.

Ramble #5

(Wah, you are still here reading my ramble? Thank you very much!)

I’ve bought another new domain. Hop over ya? Tell me if I need any improvement.

I was in my usual blog-hijacking and was reading Oliviasy’s “First Dish Entrance Performance” which reminds me of something that I wanted to share long time ago but has been long forgotten.

Is lidis wan….

This happened in a small town far far away called Kg. Koh or better known as Sitiawan. Although the town is small, when you talk about wedding dinner, it is always held in a school hall to accommodate at least 70 tables. That is equivalent to 700 guests, mind you! This is very normal cos when you invite the husband and wife, surely one or two children is going to tag along. Happens if they don’t have anyone to look after the kids, ding dong, ding dong, 3 or 4 children coming also la. They say “The More The Merrier”. You have to agree with them. No?

“Only big city got this type of presentation. Small town mana ada. They play the tong tong chiang for the bride and groom to enter the hall. After that, not even a announcement, everyone started to pig in. “

The moment they assigned their own table, they (guests) will hide one big bottle of Coca-Cola under the table (*evil grin). And you also see this on the table:

Cleber! Everyone know this is plastic bag hor. (If you can’t tell it’s a plastic bag, go bang your head on the wall.)

Plastic bag for what leh? For tapau food lor. Let say you are seated with some big-fat-guy-that-just-came-out-from-prison, dunno how many months never eat liao, no more food to tapau. Nevermind wor. No food to tapau, you ma tapau the plastic bag lor.

No need to paiseh, paiseh wan. Just tapau la. If plastic bag not enough or not BIG enough, there is always more to come.

Nah! Red-red dei plastic bag. Very auspicious colour somemore!

p/s: pssstt… on your way out, don’t forget that Coca-cola still hiding under the table.

p.p/s: Jaymes called this PPP (pang pui post)

If only Dr. BernardChan willing to buy my blog, I can retired and be a happy SAHM aka Sexy And Hiao Mum.

No lar!!!!

SAHM stand for Stay At Home Mom and FTWM stand for Full Time Working Mom.

7 good reason why I want to be a FTWM:

1. I will go crazy looking after kids 24/7!
2. Expecting to see some figures in my bank account every month end.
3. I have the right to buy anything that I like without getting a consent.
4. We don’t have to play dressing up at home or pretend throwing a tea party with Teddy or Barbie.
5. Going on a holiday anytime cos I have a babysitter to look after kids.  Oh, talking about which….
6. Who wants to join me in J.J. Member’s Day Sale?  No kids please!  Thank you very much.
7. If you disagree with me, please refer to item 1 again.

Come to the tagging…. (*scratching head & butt)

1. Sashablablabla (My answer to your question hor, resign la since your priority is your family.  Plus now, have to travel to Manila again.  Later low kong angry, how?)
2. RamblingMoo
3. Leah’s Cafe

*Please visit the rest for instruction on the chain tagging thingy cos I’m breaking the chain here.*

This meme came from Simple American on Four Things about me, myself and I.

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Housewife
2. Secretary
3. Receptionist
4. Art Tuition Teacher

Four places I have lived:
1. Pangkor Island
2. Sitiawan
3. Kuala Lumpur
4. Klang

Four Places Country I have been on vacation:
1. United States
2. Korea
3. Australia
4. Netherlands

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Syun Choy
2. Cheese cakes
3. Anything considered healthy
4. Authentic Foochow dishes!

Four places you would rather be right now:
1. At home.
2. At home, on the bed.
3. At the Yoga centre.
4. On the white sandy beach…. holidayingggggggggg.

Four friends to tag:

1. BernardChan (repay your kindness )
2. Mott (I know I still owe you some meme)
3. Kyels (Newly bookmarked)
4. Planet Kambing (Tagging a new blogger )

I was double tagged by Giddy Tigers and Jazzmint. As promised, I’ve google bake many types of kuih lapis for her.

Layer One: On The Outside
Name Hijackqueen
Birth Date : June 2nd
Current status : Bored!
Eye Colour : Dark brown
Hair Colour : Most parts are black with streaks of shinny brown
Righty or Lefty : Righty

Layer Two : On The Inside
Your Heritage : Hockchew (similar to Foochow) + Hockkien
Your Fears : Loneliness and GHOST!
Your Weakness : Sales! Sales! Sales!
Your Perfect Pizza : Must be Super thin crust with extra cheese and eeextra pineapples.

Layer Three : Yesterday, Today , Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First thing when I wake up : Why do I have to work *sigh…
Your Bedtime : 10pm on a non-horny nights.
Your Most Missed Memory : Going on a holiday.

Layer Four : Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : Vanilla Coke
McDonald’s or Burger King : Burger King’s Breakfast ham!
Single or Group Dates : Group! I’m shy, a nervous freak and most of the time I’m tongue tight.
Tea or Nestea : What’s the difference between Tea and Nestea? Nestea come from Tea, right???!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla : Vanilla
Cappucino or Coffee : Cappucino.

Layer Five : Do You..
Smoke : Nope.
Curse: Yes!
Take a shower : Duh… of course la!
Have a crush : All the time *wink*
Think you’ve been in love: No Just crush.
Go to school : I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.
Want to get married : Again? Woohoo!
Believe in yourself : Someone please slap me!
Think you’re a health freak : Can’t be a freak with the occasional sin of curry laksa with lots of see hum.

Layer Six : In The Past Month
Drank alcohol : Yes.
Gone to the mall : Yes.
Been on stage : No
Eaten sushi : Yes
Dyed your hair : Never!

Layer Seven : Have You Ever..
Played A Stripping Game: Yes! That was so much fun when your opponent keep on loosing.
Changed Who You Were To Fit In : I don’t even bother to fit in.

Layer Eight : Age
You’re Hoping To Be Married : When the knight come along, you just hop on.

Layer Nine : In a Girl/Guy
Best Eye Colour : Blue or Green
Best Hair Colour : Dark brown
Short Hair or Long Hair : Short hair!

Layer Ten : What Were You Doing
1 Min Ago : Writing this post
1 Hour Ago : Photoshopping the kuih lapis.
1 Month Ago : Any specific date and time?
1 Year Ago: Duhh!

Layer Eleven : Finish The Sentence
I Love : being lazy.
I Feel : so lazy.
I Hate : not to be lazy.
I Hide : my laziness
I Need : to be more lazy!

I’m so lazy that I don’t intend to tag anyone. Thank you very much.

As a women, why do we always have to be the one to forgive and forget?

My fair share of VisualDNA profile. After reading, don’t laugh at me, ok? 98% of the DNA result tested positive *shudder*

In between break from posting my US trip, it’s good that I’ve got plenty of tagging in hand. This time, I’m killing 2 birds with a stone. I was tagged by Shooi and Giddy Tigers.

It’s not fair to list only one vacation as I’ve got tons of them. Like Giddy Tigers, our initial plan is to go Maldives or Venice. But hubby prefer Venice and me, being a cheapskates would prefer Maldives. Then London came in the picture after our Genting Highland trip. U.S. is never in my list to travel. It just came by chance!

For this meme, I’ll say my “Ultimate Dream Vacation” would be EUROPE! I know I’m selfish . When you mentioned Europe tour, that would include places like Switzerland, Amsterdam, Venice, London, Paris…. just make it the whole Europe!

I’m tagging a different group of people this time. Have to dig further in my bookmark. And they would be…

1) Babe in the City
2) Eve Leng Leng
3) Athena
4) Ian Liew
5) Damn Dirty Angel

**Start Copy**

Proposition : Where do you want to go Next, OUTSIDE OF YOUR COUNTRY, for tourism, work , study, whatever.

Requirements: Find some info about the place, itinerary etc, pics if possible so you get MORE Traffic coming in, and maybe some people can find somewhere to go to. Excludes your NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR, ie Singapore,Malaysia,Brunei, a country that borders yours.You must register for MyBloglog so we can blogwalk ah…..get it?

Quantity : FIVE PEOPLE.

Tag Mode : Chain Link. 15 of them.
You leave 15 people and their DEEP LINK of their Blog Name and TAGGED POST and hit out for five more. So it will look like

Just My Thoughts whale watching at Monterey Bay

Azrin going Down Under

MaRLinda in Disneyland Paris

Athira Baby and her Balamory Antics

Msau to Japan

Shoppingmum to Europe

Angeleyes off to Bora-Bora

Giddy Tiger snorkelling in The Maldives

Jess to Europe

Mybabybay wants to go Round The World

Immomsdaughter visit World Heritage New Zealand

**Add in the blog you got the tag from and tagged post.** (In this case, for example, you should add “Hijackqueen next vacation to Europe”)

Extra Rules: I don’t like how it sounded so I’m not putting this up. You might want to visit the rest to learn more. Sorry.
**End Copy**

I was tagged by Chiwi sometime ago.  Here it goes…

1. Jessieling is always right.
2. I’m not photogenic.  By chance, my pic turn out nice.  At other time,  I really looks like an Ah Soh.  Even in real life!
3. Some people/kids have the habit of biting their nails.  I’m a gold digger in my sleep!
4. I like to pick on Hubby .
5. I love baking, but I don’t eat them.  (I know I’ve mentioned this before.  Somewhere.)
6. If you don’t agree on the above, please refer to item 1 again.

I was in Pangkor Island. After the 2nd wave hit some fisherman’s house, I jumped to the thought that Tsunami is here again. I jumped in a jeep that looks like the one driven by Indiana Jones. We drove the jeep so fast and the road was so bumpy. Then I woke up.

I think I can tell this dream.

1) Why was it in Pangkor Island? That’s my mother’s hometown. We just visited my maternal Grandma during CNY.

2) It’s was raining so heavily this morning. No wonder I dreamt of Tsunami. Today is the 2nd day flood occured in Klang Valley.

3) And why is it Indiana Jones’s jeep?

I’m in the mid of putting Disneyland photos in collages and have drained all my thoughts and energy doing it. Now I’m getting nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going back to my corner continue doing what I’m supposed to do. Thank you very much

I have an interview tomorrow morning at 8.40am. A bit nervous as there are so many question pondering in my mind like, what type of question are they going to ask, will they suspect me of being a terrorist or undercover or even a HIJACKER or will they just reject me cos they don’t like me or… or… I DUNNO!

Anyhow, I’m going to do my best and please wish me luck! Will update tomorrow if the interview is a success *mucks*

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February 2nd, 2007 - 3.00pm

Yay!