“Satu Fillet-O-Fish tak mau tartar sauce.  Bagi mayonnaise.  Satu Cheese Burger tak mau onion, tak mau cucumber.”

“Kalau macam tu kena tambah duit.”

WTF!

* Just for laugh.  Kids nowadays not so lu-lu, ok.  More travel pictures after this post.  Oh, before I forget, Happy National Day, ya’all!

Do you ever have days when you just feel blah? There is nothing really bad going on but you just feel kinda…. lousy? For no reason? Yep, it was one of those days.  Nothing to do with PMS.  And when that happen, I feel so blah to even update my blog.  But it’s a good time to do some quiet reading.  Especially Twilight Fiction.

Till then… have a good weekend and say hi to your Mom for me.  Ciao!

Mom was at my Sister’s place.  She rang me the other day asking me to come over as she has something interesting to show.  When I arrived (the next day), she showed me a durian in a durian.

Very interesting but the shocking thing I found out is… she actually stop everyone from further eating the durian just to save them for me to photograph/blog.  I.AM.SO.TOUCH.!!!

Mom even can suggest few angle point to shoot the durian in the durian and she insist that I should lift up the tiny durian and take another shot.  She makes me go, “Ma, why don’t you go get yourself a blog.” Wakakaka!!!

Another shocking thing is, “THEY ATE DURIAN ALSO NEVER CALL ME OVER!!!!”  HOW CAN!!!!

Some joke I received from my inbox.

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

Bear says: “If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”

Lion says: “If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.”

Pig says: “Big deal…. I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear.”

Staying up way past 12.30am waiting for the dear Hubby to come home cos he left his key in the office.  *sigh… what to do.  Yesterday also the same thing.  He called me on my handphone but I pretended to be asleep and my Hero (Carlgene) help me to answer the phone and at the same time went down stairs to open the door for Daddy.  Isn’t he a darling?

Since sien sien dei, let me show you my desktops.

Love this picture so much.  Sigh… dem sien.

This is so unfair *stomping feet!*

*stomping again!*

THIS IS SO UNFAIR!

Why?

You see this.

See!

Can you see anything wrong in the picture?

See clearly!

I CAN SEE HIS TEATS!

So you tell me fair or not? Why can’t woman publish half nakid picture too? Why?!

I am so jealous at him I want to make sure he wears a tube over his chest too!

p/s: The above is a lame joke. Just ignore it. I really don’t like the thought of people messing up with nature. That’s all. Congrats on the arrival of your newborn baby girl. *blueh*

I don’t usually post up forwarded e-mail I received, but this one is really hillarious and make sense too. So all men out there, better appreciate your TV and fiddle your HP less!

Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, stay home watch TV, Got money, change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don’t pay the services will be terminated .

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,

but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable

but for HP is high and often demanding .

Most Important,

TV got remote… HP don’t have…

Last but not least……. .

TV do not have virus,

but h/p yes……… .have VIRUS……. ……..

once get it, terus KONG(kong kiau = die)…….. hahahahaha.

….so better choose TV …..

Jonzz set his MSN status to – Exposure = Aperture + Shutter Speed.

The cheeky me put – Exposure = Boh Cheng Sa + Shutter Speed.

My intension is to tease Jonzz when Kenneth ping me with….

Go figure

I was “fallen-off-chair-rolling-on-floor-laughing-out-loud!” That is so hillarious can die lidat.

Scenario 1

This morning I caught my co-worker double click on the taskbar button.

Me: You don’t have to double-click on the button. Press one time enough already.

Co-Worker: Double-click will maximized the window faster wat.

Me: *bang head*

Scenario 2

Conversation in a chinese restaurant:

Customer: *conversation in Mandarin* (Do you have any soup base cooking?)

Cashier: *conversation in Mandarin* (Have!)

Customer: Recipe?

Me: !!! *try to look out for recipe book!*

*Cashier hand over the menu to customer*

Me: *bang head*