Conversation With My ‘Other’ Son
While the Receptionist is out for lunch, the office phone rang so I picked up:
Son: Ma?
Ma: !!! Yea?
Son: Why did you call me just now?
Ma: ??? Why? Cannot issit?
Son: Why did you call me just now?
Ma: !!! Where were you just now?
Son: My phone was upstairs.
Ma: *Wah, 5 y/o got personal phone somemore* What are you doing now
Son: Watching TV.
Ma: You are supposed to do your homework right?
Son: *quiet* Ma, can I eat papaya?
Ma: *holding back laughter* Okie
Son: So what time?
Ma: What time what?
Son: What time do I need to do my homework.
Ma: *rubbing hand* You are supposed to finish your homework before watching TV right?
Son: Okie. *quiet* Ma, why you sound so funny?
Ma: *laughing* How funny?
Son: Just funny la. Ma, where is kor-kor?
Ma: How do I know.
Son: Where is kor-kor la.
Ma: I don’t know! You go and do your homework first ok?
Son: Ok.
Ma: Bye. *click*
Fyi, that is not my son and his Mama need to thank me too.








